i’m such an asshole but i’m also a very kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then i’m also such an asshole
That makes sense
- me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf: puppy! who's a handsome puppy
- me: i have to pee
- friend: then go pee
- me: no
Well. It’s 6:00 pm and I’m fucking done.